Understanding Egyptian driving. By J1!

1)Lights at night are a hindrance...don't use them! 2)Indicators only indicate reduction of speed, or bump in the road. 3)Overtaking should occur anytime, anywhere, anyplace. 4)Road dividing lines are merely guidelines at most, not meant to be taken literally. 5)Ant speed signs should be interpreted as the bare minimum to use this road. 6)No seat belts, use of mobile phones or eating lunch whilst driving are standard skills in Egypt. 7)If you can reach the peddles, you can drive! 8)Car horns are used when making any manoevre. 9)Car horn tones should always be flat & different to the vehicles around you. 10)Car horn volume should be a minimum of 200 decibels. 11)Maximum vehicle load is determined by how many you can fit in, on, or outside your vehicle. 12)Egyptian driving creates a huge job potential in O,H & S. Formula one driver training schools should be located in Egypt!!!!